when
it comes to
how many
hours
you
sleep
or
work
try not
to do maths

you can always tell
how
nice
someone is
by the way
they react
to a big puddle

trying to find
the rest
at the bottom of this coffee cup
cold day; fine
but
antarctic wind
or somesuch
toes curling back to avoid
holes in socks
fingers too numb to write
another cup
perhaps

when watching
nature documentaries
and some odd creature’s
odd habits
have just been explained
it is amusing
to imagine
the human equivalent

GIANT reptilian-simian (21,092 y.o.) seeks giant robot (10,000 to 100,000 y.o.) for battles above major metropolitan centres/romance.

not only do i suspend reality
i hold it by its feet
and dangle it over a cliff
and the only reason i’m still hanging on
is because i haven’t thought of some awesome pun
to say to it
before i let go

i don’t have time
to write you a letter
would you like my number
instead?

if it doesn’t have
dinosaurs
in it
or trucks
that explode
then
i’m just
not interested

2D = X x Y
3D = X x Y x Z
4D = X x Y x Z x Time

photograph = X x Y = 2D
long exposure photograph = X x Y x Time = 3D

?

everything is always
spelt right
and
correctly punctuated
when i write you
a text message